Generic Commercials Drinking Game

September 12, 2020 by A

Sigh. Commercials. Infomercials. We've all seen them, and they have, fortunately for us, much in common.

Drink whenever

  • Someone rhymes "nutritious" and "delicious"
  • Goofy kid says "Thanks, Mom!"
  • Drink double every time an offer is doubled!
  • Anything is revolutionary
  • "3 out of 4 doctors" recommend something
  • Anything is state-of-the-art
  • "This stuff really works."
  • Ever present theme of all-knowing wife and her clueless husband
  • Any of these: Flawless, foolproof, "exclusive offer"
  • "Not available in stores."

I'll keep adding to this as I think of more!