Generic Commercials Drinking Game
September 12, 2020 by A
Sigh. Commercials. Infomercials. We've all seen them, and they have, fortunately for us, much in common.
- Someone rhymes "nutritious" and "delicious"
- Goofy kid says "Thanks, Mom!"
- Drink double every time an offer is doubled!
- Anything is revolutionary
- "3 out of 4 doctors" recommend something
- Anything is state-of-the-art
- "This stuff really works."
- Ever present theme of all-knowing wife and her clueless husband
- Any of these: Flawless, foolproof, "exclusive offer"
- "Not available in stores."
I'll keep adding to this as I think of more!